Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson’s dog. (Andrzej Szyja, 10, Hawthorne, Peter Burnett Elementary)
* What is a rock’s favorite city? Boulder, Colo. (Adam Greenberg, 9, San Diego, Newbridge School)
* What did the abominable snowman give the vampire? Frostbite. (Jamieson Sather, 8, Palmdale, Joshua Hills Elementary)
* Why did the chicken get into a fight? He was egged on. (Sabrina Giglio, 4, Pacific Palisades, Palisades Presbyterian Nursery School)
* Why did the teacher marry the janitor? He swept her off her feet. (Stephanie Burnstein, 8, Los Alamitos, Lee Elementary)
* Why did the snake join the band? Because he has a rattle. (Joy Wong, 11, Newbury Park, Manzanita Elementary)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your full name, age, hometown and school. And please be patient.
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