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The question Jan. 25: “What will you do with your Sundays now that the football season is over?”

Sit on my couch and contemplate the Packers’ loss and my $100 bet.

Emmanuel Rustia, Chino Hills

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Are you kidding? In Los Angeles? What is a football season???

Greg Zaret, Mission Viejo

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As a football widow, I will spend my Sundays videotaping over all my husband’s favorite football highlights. Without his permission, of course.

C’mon, just kidding!

Sybil Smith, Whittier

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Suffering withdrawal from my Sunday football game--and its 55 commercials--I will check into the Commercial Detox Center.

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During this Sunday outpatient program, I will receive progressively smaller doses of Miller beer commercials from a “vat the size of Rhode Island.”

Greg Vander-Haeghen, Joshua Tree

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1.47 left. Touchdown Denver! My heart thumps. It’s over! We did it!!! End? End? It’s only just begun.

E.V. Johnson, Los Angeles

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