Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* Why is baseball like a cake? They both depend on the batter. (Joseph Mathieu, 11, Rancho Palos Verdes, Vista Grande Elementary)

* What do you get when you cross a stegosaurus with Einstein? A smarter dinosaur. (Elijah Wolf, 7, Sherman Oaks, Roscomare Road School)

* What is Luke Skywalker's least favorite place to eat? Jabba the Pizza Hut. (Katie Burris, 7, Calabasas, Chaparral Elementary)

* What bug makes a great softball player? A spider, because it catches flies. (Karen Betty Mikeandrews, 5, Sunny Creek, Park Elementary)

* Why were there so many philosophers in ancient Greece? Because there were only two professions--goat herder and philosopher. (Riaz Shah, 12, Los Angeles, El Sereno Middle School)


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