Pint-Sized Punch Lines
Why wasn’t the grizzly allowed in the restaurant? He was bear foot. (Andrew and Erin Cherry, 7 and 5, La Can~ada, Palm Crest Elementary)
* What kind of nut grows on walls? Walnuts. (Julia Lee, 11, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* What does your pet insect have to do when it rides in your car? Buggle up for safety, buggle up. (Olivia Courtney Forman, 5, Los Angeles, Westside Jewish Community Center Kindergarten)
* How can you drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it? Drop it 4 feet. For the first 3 feet, the egg will not hit anything. (Chris Cheng, 12, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* Where do you learn how to scoop ice cream? At sundae school. (Jennifer Lee, 11, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
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