To Some His Return Is Apocalyptic

I noticed that today’s Sports section marks the return of T.J. Simers to football coverage.

Darn. I thought the world was supposed to end Jan. 1, not Dec. 17.

ANTHONY RAGAN

Los Angeles

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Since T.J. Simers is starting to write about his personal life, does that mean he will be moving to the “Southern California Living” section of the paper? Please.

JIM GORIN

Whittier

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Welcome back, T.J. Simers! You had me worried there, fella, because it hasn’t been the same without you.

Brilliant return to form in today’s paper 1/8Dec. 18 3/8, I might add. I trust your health has improved sufficiently to handle your caustic prose. Now let’s sharpen that pencil and recommence with the skewering. Stay bitter and keep up the good work.

Your only fan (apparently),

JIM MALLON

San Luis Obispo