COLLEGE BASKETBALL TOP 25
No. Team (record) Comment
1. Stanford (23-1) You’re the top, you’re the Monty Lisa.
2. North Carolina (21-3) Duke cheerleaders vote Doherty “ugliest ACC coach.”
3. Illinois (21-5) Rankman will miss tonight’s game at Ohio State--gone skiing.
4. Duke (24-3) Not to be outdone by Dalis, AD says Coach K. will be back.
5. Michigan State (21-3) Spunky Spartans avenge loss to Whoville Hoosiers.
6. Iowa State (23-3) Team UCLA doesn’t want to face in tournament--again.
7. Arizona (19-7) Came to L.A. last week, then split.
8. Florida (19-5) Rankman missed Wednesday’s game vs. Ole Miss--gone fishing.
9. Virginia (18-6) Rafters still shaking from Adam Hall’s put-back against Duke.
10. UCLA (17-6) Lavin lists starting five as “doubtful” for Oregon.
11. Boston College (19-4) Rankman missed Wednesday’s big Notre Dame showdown--gone hunting.
12. Kansas (20-5) Ghost of Phog Allen haunts Coach Roy after another loss to Iowa State.
13. Mississippi (21-5) What’s-his-name, the coach, doesn’t get enough respect.
14. Kentucky (18-7) Fans take back all those mean, cruel things they said about team.
15. Alabama (20-6) Killing time until until NCAA comes down hard on football team.
16. Oklahoma (21-5) Rankman missed Heywood’s buzzer-beater vs. Missouri--dance lessons.
17. Syracuse (20-6) It’s 154 miles east of Buffalo, as the snow flies.
18. Notre Dame (18-6) Seems like 11 years since Irish made the NCAA tournament.
19. Wisconsin (17-7) Three starters offered jobs in defense department.
20. St. Joseph’s (22-4) Martelli no longer just America’s funniest coach.
21. Tennessee (18-9) Hey Buford, didn’t we used to be higher in the polls?
22. Providence (19-7) Rick Pitino not interested in this job either.
23. Creighton (21-6) Rankman takes time off to learn the fight song.
24. Wake Forest (18-8) Edges out Maryland on our “All-Fadeaway” team.
25. USC (17-7) “Walk on, for old SC, sit in the stands, behind Bibby.”
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