COLLEGE BASKETBALL TOP 25

1. Stanford (17-0) Collins twins seek photo op with Doublemint Twins.

2. Duke (18-1) No. 1 in latest BCS rankings despite Stanford loss.

3. Michigan State (16-1) No losses to Wright State this season.

4. Kansas (16-1) Roy Williams wells up over being ranked this close to Tar Heels.

5. North Carolina (16-2) Guthridge says he’s ready to come back now.

6. Tennessee (17-2) Playing for No. 1 (hay)seed in South.

7. Illinois (15-4) Bradford offers (three) pointers at shooting clinic.

8. Maryland (14-4) Terrapins have all week to prepare for upcoming Duke loss.

9. Georgetown (16-1) Stuart Scott copyrights phrase “Hoya Boo-Ya.”

10. Syracuse (15-3) Two Big East losses equal Big Chill.

11. Arizona (13-5) Team mails UCLA the socks it knocked off.

12. Virginia (13-4) Smelling salts revive Cavaliers after Duke loss.

13. Wake Forest (14-4) Forest requested blindfold and cigarette before trip to Duke.

14. Florida (12-4) Open tryouts Saturday. No one turned away.

15. Wisconsin (12-4) Waiting for other shoe to drop in scandal.

16. Seton Hall (12-5) Team needs to hire a Seton Hall monitor.

17. Iowa State (15-3) Replay confirms team still belongs in poll.

18. Alabama (15-3) Coming off big win over Kentucky.

19. Mississippi (15-3) Coming off big, big win over Kentucky.

20. Iowa (15-4) Sure wish we played Kentucky.

21. Fresno State (16-2) Look, tonight, it’s UTARK vs. UTEP.

22. Texas (15-4) Football team also lost to Sooners.

23. Boston College (13-2) Among the 15 or 20 teams that can win Big East.

24. USC (13-4) Help! Throw us a top-25 life raft!

25. California (12-5) Sharpening skills for big NIT run.