Two-Minute Drill

CHICAGO 24, at CINCINNATI 0

As Bears keep winning, they are holding on to that super-model look. Said linebacker Brian Urlacher: “We turned some more heads today.”

at CLEVELAND 24, BALTIMORE 14

Rain helped fans soak in sweetest moment in Cleveland sports since Municipal Stadium was torn down. Mosquito repellent for everyone!

TENNESSEE 27, at DETROIT 24

After Redskins ruin hope for 0-16 season, Lions give it the old college try and restore faith. Thanks Marty. Not you Schottenheimer.

NEW ENGLAND 38, at INDIANAPOLIS 17

Kudos to those of you who had David Patten starting for your fantasy teams this week. Those who don’t play, congrats for having a life.

ATLANTA 20, at NEW ORLEANS 13

Former beer delivery man Michael Lewis didn’t get to return kicks for the Saints, who played like they were drunk on their 3-1 start.

ST. LOUIS 34, at NEW YORK JETS 14

You have to like a team that will kick (and recover) and on-side kick with a 31-7 lead. Think the Rams have that Super Bowl hunger back?

PITTSBURGH 17, at TAMPA BAY 10

Said Keyshawn Johnson: “It was a display of poor football.” It’s nice to see how far he’s come since his, “Just Give Me the Damn Ball” days.

at WASHINGTON 17, CAROLINA 14, OT

Thank goodness for Sonny Jurgensen the Redskins won or that “Bring Back Sonny” campaign would have picked up real steam this week.

at ARIZONA 24, KANSAS CITY 16

Another sign the Cardinals are growing up: Hotdogging David Boston scored a touchdown and calmly handed the ball to the official.

at SAN DIEGO 27, DENVER 10

Times have changed dept: “Right now we have to play a perfect game to win,” Brian Griese said. Think John Elway ever uttered that phrase?

at MINNESOTA 35, GREEN BAY 13

Packers hadn’t lost this badly since 1993. A shame since it was just last week that we pulled out our foam cheese heads from storage.

DALLAS, MIAMI, OAKLAND, SAN FRANCISCO, SEATTLE

Open date.