Move Along, People, Nothing to See Here

Because of the absurdity of the rest of your paper, I now read only the sports page; however, Bill Plaschke is now making even this almost intolerable. How much longer will we have to endure Plaschke’s breathless, hysterically melodramatic writing style? I suppose I could just stop reading him, but he’s like a car accident -- one can’t help but look at the wreckage. Plaschke has become the Maureen Dowd of sportswriters. That’s not a compliment.

JACKSON K. ESKEW

Norwalk