TWO-MINUTE DRILL

at New Orleans 29, Atlanta 25: All that “Matt Ryan for MVP” talk should start quieting down right about now.

Philadelphia 20, at N.Y. Giants 14: It looks as if they are going to have to play the playoffs and not just hand the title to the Giants after all.

at Chicago 23, Jacksonville 10: “We can finish up 10-6,” Bears Coach Lovie Smith says. That’s right, always set your sights high.

Minnesota 20, at Detroit 16: After the game, Oscar De La Hoya calls the Lions to offer some advice on losing.

Houston 24, at Green Bay 21: Farrelly brothers call Aaron Rodgers and cancel his cameo in the “There’s Something About Mary” sequel.

at Tennessee 28, Cleveland 9: LenDale White can’t celebrate the victory because he is unhappy he didn’t touch ball on every play.

at Indianapolis 35, Cincinnati 3: Chad Ocho Cinco changes name again, this time to “Jerry Rice,” in hopes he can sneak into Hall of Fame.

at Denver 24, Kansas City 17: Chiefs ask NFL to change rules allowing any time they lose by a touchdown to be considered a victory.

Miami 16, Buffalo 3 (at Toronto): Fans in Canada spend the game wondering how these teams can play on such a tiny field.

at San Francisco 24, N.Y. Jets 14: Brett Favre is distracted by his failure to defend “Sportsman of the Year” title.

at Pittsburgh 20, Dallas 13: Romo blames interception on disorientation caused by listening to a Jessica Simpson song just before drive.

at Arizona 34, St. Louis 10: Cardinals hadn’t won a division title in 33 years, which may be how long it’s going to take Rams to win their next one.

New England 24, at Seattle 21: A confused Matt Cassel hopes BCS will consider strength of schedule when determining Super Bowl teams.

at Baltimore 24, Washington 10: It seems like yesterday the Redskins were 6-2. But kids nowadays, they always grow up and break your heart.