Kim Kardashian shows Jimmy Kimmel she can do something useful

This just in: Kim Kardashian knows how to do something!

A real-life thing. A thing that has value even if it isn’t caught on camera. A thing people might not expect to find in her repertoire.

Girlfriend totally knows how to diaper a baby.

Kardashian went head-to-head with her host Monday on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in a diaper-changing contest, using a whole mess of baby dolls to display their parenting skills, which apparently also include chucking a baby accurately into a crib.

Check out the reality-TV diva’s smooth skills in the video above. It’s to be noted that one of Kimmel’s babies, clearly a boy, has a real-life skill as well — the kind that had the adults ducking for cover.

Kimmel is both newer to the baby-changing game than his guest and also rustier at it: He and second wife Molly McNearney welcomed baby Jane on July 10, while Kim’s daughter North West turned 1 just 11 days later. However, the funny guy also has a son and daughter who are in their 20s.

The contest took place on the same Kimmel appearance in which Kardashian revealed some “secrets” about her wedding to Kanye West, including the one where sister Khloe Kardashian partied so hard at Kim’s Versailles rehearsal dinner that she wasn’t looking like a sure thing for the ceremony in Florence, Italy, the next day.

“The night before in Versailles, Khloe drank a little too much, so I had to wake her up,” Kim said. “And she was laying down sleeping, getting her makeup done for the wedding. And I’m just praying that she’ll get up in time to walk down the aisle.”

Wait, what?

“They had to do [her makeup] while she was sleeping because she was so hungover,” the middle Kardashian sister explained.

“This,” Kimmel noted, “is what coroners do.”

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