Happy Anniversary, Martha! Ten years ago today, Martha Stewart was released from prison. As you may recall, Stewart spent five months at the minimum-security federal women's prison in Alderson, W. Va., after being convicted for lying to government investigators about the sale of a few thousand shares of stock in a biotechnology company. Yes, this was about the same time that Bernie Madoff was not in prison.
To mark the happy anniversary, we've come up with a few, well, let's call them "kitchen projects." We combed our recipe database to find recipes that require some serious commitment, be it time (hours, days even), skill (no beginners here, please) or patience.
At least a couple of them (truffled mashed potatoes! sous-vide machine! iSi siphon! ingredients only available a few weeks a year!), require a financial commitment. Good things don't come cheap.
Now you too can do your time — albeit in the kitchen. If you need something to wear for the occasion, maybe go find your Free Martha T-shirt. Some of us wear ours all the time.
Maybe start things off with the raspberry religieuse recipe, from chef Ludo Lefebvre, a man who has more tattoos than Viggo Mortensen in "Eastern Promises," and who did his own time, in the kitchens of Marc Meneau, Pierre Gagnaire, Alain Passard — and Joe Pytka.
Total time: About 2 hours | Makes about 1 1/2 dozen
Note: Adapted from Ludo Lefebvre. To make raspberry puree, combine 1 cup fresh raspberries with 2 tablespoons sugar in a small saucepan and cook just until the juices render. Mash the berries but do not strain. Lefebvre uses purchased fondant, available at baking supply stores. The fondant recipe here is from Wilton Enterprises.
PATE A CHOUX
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup milk
Scant 1/2 cup (scant 1 stick) butter
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon sugar
1 cup plus 3 tablespoons (4.94 ounces) flour
1 egg white
1. Heat the oven to 425 degrees. In a large, heavy-bottom saucepan, bring the water, milk, butter, salt and sugar to a boil. Quickly stir in the flour, making sure to remove any lumps. Reduce the heat to low and continue to stir until the mixture forms a thin film on the bottom of the pan, 2 to 3 minutes. Remove from heat.
2. Transfer the mixture to the bowl of a stand mixer and beat with the paddle attachment on medium speed until the mixture cools. With the mixer running, beat in the five whole eggs, one at a time, until fully incorporated.
3. Transfer the dough to a large piping bag fitted with a medium (one-half inch) round tip. The batter will make about 1 1/2 dozen large (2 inches wide by 1 inch high) round buns for the base and 1 1/2 dozen small (1 inch wide by 1 inch high) round buns for the top. Pipe the buns out on parchment-lined baking sheets. You will need two baking sheets, one each for the large and small buns. Space the buns about 2 inches apart for the larger buns and 1 1/2 inches apart for the smaller buns.
4. Thin the remaining egg white with a tablespoon of water to make an egg wash and very gently brush the wash over the buns. Bake one sheet at a time until the buns are puffed and lightly golden, about 10 minutes for the smaller buns and slightly longer for the larger. Reduce the heat to 350 degrees and continue to bake until the buns have dried out and the insides are set, about 10 to 15 minutes. (Increase the heat back to 425 degrees and bake the second sheet in the same manner.) Cool the buns and set aside.
RASPBERRY PASTRY CREAM
2 cups milk
1 vanilla bean, split and seeds removed
4 egg yolks
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup corn starch
2/3 cup butter
1/4 cup raspberry puree
1. In a medium saucepan, combine the milk with the vanilla seeds and pod and bring to a simmer. Remove from heat.
2. While the milk is heating, in a medium bowl, whisk the egg yolks with the sugar and cornstarch. When the milk has come to a simmer, whisk a small amount of milk in with the egg mixture to temper the eggs, then pour the egg mixture in the saucepan with the milk. Return the pan to medium heat and cook, stirring constantly and scraping the bottom of the pan, until the mixture has thickened to form a thick custard. Remove from heat and strain into a medium bowl.
3. Immediately stir in the butter and raspberry puree, then cool the mixture by placing the bowl over a larger bowl of ice water and stirring until the custard is chilled. This makes about 2 1/2 cups pastry cream.
4. Cover the surface of the custard with plastic wrap and refrigerate until needed.
1/4 cup water
1 tablespoon light corn syrup
3 cups powdered sugar, sifted
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
2 or 3 drops red food coloring (for pink icing)
1. In a bowl, combine the water and corn syrup. Place the powdered sugar in a large, heavy-bottom saucepan. Add the water and corn syrup mixture to the sugar and stir until well mixed. Place over low heat until melted (but don't allow the temperature to exceed 100 degrees).
2. Remove from heat and stir in the almond extract and the food coloring. This makes 1 1/4 cups fondant. It should be warm when coating the choux buns.
Raspberry pastry cream
Pate a choux buns
About 1 cup fondant, for frosting
Fresh raspberries, for garnish
1. Fit a large pastry bag with a small tip suitable for piping a filling. Fill the bag with the chilled pastry cream.
2. Pierce a small hole in the bottom of the choux buns and fill each of the buns with the pastry cream until you can feel the weight of the cream inside. Set the filled buns aside.
3. Coat the tops of the buns by dipping them in warm fondant, shaking off the excess. Hold the buns upside down for a minute to give the fondant a chance to set, then gently invert and allow the fondant to dry. While the fondant is still a little tacky, assemble the religieuse by placing a smaller bun on top of a larger. Allow the fondant to dry completely.