Some Brief Help for the Mornings

Attention, Morning Briefing: Get a clue! David Letterman offered to throw one inning of guaranteed shutout ball for any major league club. So when did the Tucson Toros join the major leagues? Get off Dave’s back and cut Gerald Ford some slack, too. Jokes about Ford’s golf game went out of style with mood rings and leisure suits.

CHARLES M. ROSE

Temple City