Readers Go Dancing With Braves, Dodgers, Dodger Dogs and More

It has been suggested that Dodger fans come up with an alternative to the Braves’ tomahawk chop. Since the best thing at Dodger Stadium other than the Dodgers themselves are Dodger Dogs, we suggest the wienie waggle (or wienie wiggle, if you prefer). It can work this way: the Marriott folks save the Dodger Dogs not sold the night before and distribute them to fans in attendance. The wienies are then waggled at our guys to bolster their sagging efforts. In a real pinch, we could do a sausage slam on the order of the tomahawk chop, only with more good taste. Our wienies would have to have mustard on them since “the mustard is off the hot dog” is from another sport.

ELINOR and CINDY BECKMAN

Los Angeles