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How Did This Baby Grow Up to Be a Cowboy?

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Deion Sanders has just signed a contract with the Dallas Cowboys for $35 million for seven years.

Deion has a bad ankle, plays part time and cannot play the run.

If Deion is worth $35 million, I’m worth $70 million.

I’m a school teacher.

DICK FISCHER

Lakewood

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Now that Deion will not only play defense, but return kicks and play wide receiver, Jerry Jones might as well name him coach too.

Maybe Deion is also an orthopedic surgeon and can perform the ankle surgery on himself.

JOHN J. CORCORAN

Playa Del Rey

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I have a feeling that Carmen Policy just pulled off the biggest scam ever perpetrated by a football executive, and that Jerry Jones was the surprisingly easy mark.

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EARL EAGER ALBERT

Temple City

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