Belle Tolls a Total Breakdown of Meter
I’m so sick of Albert Belle.
He can go straight to, well . . .
Straight to Baltimore, perhaps,
Where he can have another lapse
Of taste and style and couth
And threaten yet another youth
And prove he totally lacks class.
Albert Belle can kiss my foot.
ALLEN E. KAHN
Playa del Rey
Major league baseball can be improved if it:
1--Makes pulled groin muscles illegal.
2--Force-feeds Tom Lasorda Ultra Slim Fast.
3--Compels Albert Belle to play for Marge Schott.