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CAPSULES AND RANKING
Team: 1. Buffalo (2-0)
Opponent: at Pittsburgh
Comment: Poll kings undefeated and first snowflake has yet to fall.
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Team: 2. Green Bay (2-0)
Opponent: San Diego
Comment: Can Pack fight off Chargers, Monday night TV letdown? Yes.
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Team: 3. San Francisco (2-0)
Opponent: Idle
Comment: 49ers get a bye; didn’t they have one against the Rams?
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Team: 4. Denver (2-0)
Opponent: Tampa Bay
Comment: Two weeks from showdown against Chiefs; a practice game.
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Team: 5. Kansas City (2-0)
Opponent: at Seattle
Comment: Most insufferable fans now doing tomahawk chop and Macarena.
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Team: 6. Dallas (1-1)
Opponent: Indianapolis
Comment: How ‘bout those Cowboys--really pounded those Giants.
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Team: 7. Detroit (1-1)
Opponent: at Philadelphia
Comment: Fantasy pick of Scott Mitchell has nothing to do with this rank.
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Team: 8. Miami (2-0)
Opponent: N.Y. Jets
Comment: How much would you give for Dolphin-Cowboy Super Bowl?
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Team: 9. Indianapolis (2-0)
Opponent: at Dallas
Comment: Pregame speech--”Win, or we’re moving to Cleveland.”
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Team: 10. Minnesota (2-0)
Opponent: at Chicago
Comment: Dennis Green apparently didn’t spend all his time viewing tape.
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Team: 11. Houston (1-1)
Opponent: Baltimore
Comment: Eddie George might get Oilers to playoffs before trek to Nashville.
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Team: 12. San Diego (2-0)
Opponent: at Green Bay
Comment: Chargers tough like NFC team, yeah, tough like the Buccaneers.
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Team: 13. Philadelphia (1-1)
Opponent: Detroit
Comment: Thanks for showing up against the Packers.
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Team: 14. Washington (1-1)
Opponent: at N.Y. Giants
Comment: 10-3 win! Listening to politician’s speech is more exciting.
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Team: 15. Chicago (1-1)
Opponent: Minnesota
Comment: Bears beat Cowboys, lose to Redskins: Good thing Ditka’s gone.
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Team: 16. Carolina (2-0)
Opponent: Idle
Comment: Week off to make all those Super Bowl preparations.
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Team: 17. Pittsburgh (1-1)
Opponent: Buffalo
Comment: All the way with Mike Tomczak--a long, cold winter in Pittsburgh.
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Team: 18. St. Louis (1-1)
Opponent: Idle
Comment: Georgia Frontiere agrees to coach; Rich Brooks gets tutored.
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Team: 19. New England (0-2)
Opponent: Arizona
Comment: Has Bill Parcells lost it? Or, did Drew Bledsoe never have it?
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Team: 20. Baltimore (1-1)
Opponent: at Houston
Comment: You can’t play the Raiders every week.
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Team: 21. Cincinnati (0-2)
Opponent: New Orleans
Comment: Ki-Jana Carter averaging 1.3 yards; mannequin would get more.
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Team: 22. Oakland (0-2)
Opponent: Jacksonville
Comment: America’s Funniest Home Videos: view of Al Davis if Raiders lose.
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Team: 23. Jacksonville (1-1)
Opponent: at Oakland
Comment: Will the Jaguars have more fans than the Raiders?
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Team: 24. New Orleans (0-2)
Opponent: at Cincinnati
Comment: Saints’ record in September last 3 years: 1-9.
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Team: 25. Seattle (0-2)
Opponent: Kansas City
Comment: Didn’t think Rams Park practices would have this impact.
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Team: 26. Atlanta (0-2)
Opponent: Idle
Comment: Don’t let bye fool you, Falcons might still lose.
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Team: 27. Arizona (0-2)
Opponent: at New England
Comment: Like many of their fans, the Cardinals have retired.
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Team: 28. New York Giants (0-2)
Opponent: Washington
Comment: The city that never sleeps has two teams in coma.
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Team: 29. New York Jets (0-2)
Opponent: at Miami
Comment: How can Keyshawn Johnson save Jets with Neil O’Donnell there?
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Team: 30. Tampa Bay (0-2)
Opponent: at Denver
Comment: Turn out the lights.
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