Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What do you call a cow that eats grass? A lawn-mooer. (Sabrina Giglio, 4, Pacific Palisades, Presbyterian Nursery School)
* What’s a dog’s favorite thing to do? Ruff-house. (Seth Roberts-Kinzie, 10, La Verne, Oak Knoll Home School)
* Why did the silly kid feed her cow dollar bills? She wanted rich milk. (Rhea Jordan, 8, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)
* What did the bee say to the flower? “Hi, Bud, what time do you open?” (Emilia Villescas, 8, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)
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