For Him, Disney Sports Is No Magic Kingdom

Hey, Tavares!

Mark McGwire has 25 home runs before June. The Mets have their first sellout since 1993. Only 21,000 show up for a Memorial Day game at your stadium. Your former hockey coach is two wins away from the Stanley Cup finals. Your up-and-coming power-hitting catcher can’t catch anymore. And you guys still raise ticket prices.

Look on the bright side. You have a great fountain.

CORY RICE

Glendora