Strong Arm of Rocker Offset by the Weak Spot in His Head

I often marveled at how close together the eyes were set. Almost cycloptic. And the head. So tiny. Tapering even smaller in the area where the brain usually resides. Disproportional even on a normal body--but set upon this Baby Huey-esque gargantuan physique!

I fought the urge to judge by physical appearance alone. It was all too tragic to consider. Surely, it couldn’t be. But then, he opened his mouth, and all of my sad suspicions came into crystal-clear focus. Poor John Rocker is, indeed, a functional imbecile.

GARY DURRETT

Glendale

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The cute rabbit character, Thumper, in the movie “Bambi” is told by his mother, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” John Rocker, suggested viewing since it is age appropriate for you!

WAYNE MURAMATSU

Cerritos

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John Rocker’s intemperate comments indicate both what is best and worst about life in the United States. The worst? Proof that there are more John Rockers of whom we aren’t yet aware. The best? Validation of 1st Amendment freedom as noted by President Woodrow Wilson: “I have always been among those who believe that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking.”

RUDI LOGAN

West Hollywood

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That Atlanta Brave pitcher, he of the inane racist blithering, should henceforth be known as John “Off-His” Rocker.

STAN KAPLAN

Garden Grove