Sen-Shea-tional

With the acquisitions of Roberto Alomar and David Justice, and the signing of Roger Cedeno, here’s how the New York Mets’ opening-day lineup could look:

Roger Cedeno, RF Mets hit speed dial.

Edgardo Alfonzo, 3B Hot corner ticket.

Roberto Alomar, 2B Sets table for Piazza.

Mike Piazza, C M-V-P, M-V-P.

David Justice, LF Left-handed pop.

Todd Zeile, 1B Karros-like decline?

Jay Payton, CF Interchangeable part.

Rey Ordonez, SS All you need is glove.

Al Leiter, P No Leiter-ing zone.

Stars & Pinstripes

With the signing of Jason Giambi, the acquisition of John Vander Wal, and expected signing of Rondell White, here’s how the New York Yankees’ opening-day lineup could look:

Derek Jeter, SS Pride of Yankees II

Rondell White, LF A do-Ron, Ron, Ron.

Bernie Williams, CF Captain Consistency.

Jason Giambi, 1B Yankee natural.

Robin Ventura, 3B Switch at hot corner.

J. Vander Wal, DH Professional hitter.

Jorge Posada, C Plate of Carne Posada.

Shane Spencer, RF Takes over for O’Neill.

Alfonso Soriano, 2B Lineup has nine lives.

Roger Clemens, P Rock(et) solid staff.