LAUGH LINES
Score!: “Three baggage handlers in Minnesota were suspended by Northwest Airlines for tossing packages over their heads, behind their backs, high into the air and into a bin like basketballs. The Clippers are hoping to sign the three men immediately.” (Gary Greenfield)
Write On: “Former Indiana basketball coach Bobby Knight has sold his memoirs for $1.25 million. Actually, Knight won’t write the book himself. He’ll just scream it at the ghost writer.” (Conan O’Brien)
What’s in a Name:”According to Social Security records, Michael and Hannah were the year’s most popular names for baby boys and girls. And the least favorite names: Saddam and Kathie Lee.” (Andrew Wisot)
Friendly Skies: “In an interview in Rolling Stone magazine, President Clinton says he is looking forward to flying commercial again . . . instead of flying on Air Force One. You know why? Two words--flight attendants.” (Jay Leno)
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