Two-Minute Drill

MIAMI 34, at BUFFALO 27

Can’t blame Rob Johnson for this heartbreaker. But Bills probably wouldn’t have had 27 points if he’d played. OK, let’s blame him.

ATLANTA 10, at CAROLINA 7

Chris Weinke can’t explain loss except to say, “it’s a game of inches.” Here’s a thought: How about scoring more than seven points?

at CLEVELAND 18, CINCINNATI 0

“We just feel terrible about ourselves,” Bengal quarterback Jon Kitna says. Might be first step to understanding how others feel about him.

SAN FRANCISCO 40, at INDIANAPOLIS 21

Peyton Manning gets pulled late in the game and fans cheer. We’re sure his pop can help him deal with this from first-hand experience.

at KANSAS CITY 19, SEATTLE 7

Matt Hasselbeck fun fact of the week: Was outdueled by quarterback with the league-low rating (62.6) and most interceptions (16).

WASHINGTON 13, at PHILADELPHIA 3

Bruce Smith says players in locker room always believed they would win. He has a great future as a lawyer, politician or used car salesman.

PITTSBURGH 34, at TENNESSEE 24

“Kordell beat them today,” Steeler Lee Flowers said. It’s a good thing Stewart was put on that six-year plan or he might be gone by now.

at NEW ENGLAND 34, NEW ORLEANS 17

Tom Brady’s feeling a little like Johnny Bravo after throwing four touchdown passes. Looks as if he’s the real deal; he fits the suit too.

ARIZONA 20, at SAN DIEGO 17

Wide, er, Wade Richey misses two field inside 30 yards, a Doug Flutie comeback crumbles and we can hardly believe this team was once 3-0.

BALTIMORE 24, at JACKSONVILLE 21

“Elvis is the guy who can get us to where we need to go.” Incidentally, that was Shannon Sharpe talking, not Col. Tom Parker, circa 1955.

OAKLAND 28, at NEW YORK GIANTS 10

William Thomas provides this week’s inspiration for the Raiders, who dominate the Giants into an outcome that wasn’t as close as the score.

CHICAGO 13, at MINNESOTA 6

Vikings’ offensive performance a week ago on Monday night proves to be an aberration. Did anyone notice Buddy Ryan in the building?

NEW YORK JETS

Open date.