Heretofore Unknown Talents

Robert W. Welkos (“The Everywhere Man,” Oct. 7) writes: “Billy Bob Thornton and Angelia Jolie are locked in a tight embrace, gazing into each other’s eyes as she kisses his earlobe.” Try as we might, my wife and I were unable to duplicate this remarkable feat--perhaps due to the fact that neither of us is a halibut.

I’m wondering if Mr. Welkos might be willing to describe in greater detail how these two enormously attractive individuals were able to manage such an activity.

STEVEN BOCHCO

Steven Bochco Productions Los Angeles