Tiger’s Open Door Is Half-Slammed

In a perfect world:

The NBA on CBS.

The L.A. Kings taking sips from the Stanley Cup in our lifetime.

Mark Madsen continuing his “Mad-Dog Stomp” through the 2005 Laker Championship Rally.

The Dodgers and Angels simultaneously in the playoffs.

Tiger winning at Muirfield (British Open) and Hazeltine (PGA Championship) later this year to complete the so-called “true” golf grand slam, slamming shut the mouths of skeptics.

Mark J. Featherstone

Windsor Hills

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Phil Mickelson is the only professional athlete in America who is happy to finish second, with comments such as “I had a great time” and “It was an incredible experience.” Can you imagine Tiger with this kind of attitude if he finished second? Phil, go see a sports psychiatrist.

John O. Atkinson

Long Beach

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Hey, Sergio. It’s called obsessive compulsive disorder, or OCD. Get a grip on it! If you tried that nonsense while playing with me, or my friends, you’d soon find yourself, and your clubs, in the lake.

D.S. Adam

Newhall