He Thinks Walton Is Simply Horrible

The fact that Bill Walton is a network sportscaster has me questioning my own senses. I feel like someone who has slowly slipped into a state of psychosis, not knowing that he has lost a grip on reality, and I feel this way because I cannot fathom how human beings not only allow Bill Walton to speak, they encourage him to.

He pontificates. He yabbers. He talks only in gerunds. He overstates everything. Moreover, the guy likes talking so much that handing him a microphone is like giving a drug addict free crack.

Why, oh why, do we have to listen to him?

Alex Bernstein

Santa Monica