TWO-MINUTE DRILL

Arizona 35, at Cincinnati 27: Cardinals are heading into the easy part of their schedule now.

N.Y. Giants 16, at Detroit 10: It looks as if the Lions started hyping themselves a little too soon this season.

at Green Bay 31, Carolina 17: Brett Favre yells at other team during game: “You kids get off my lawn.”

Cleveland 33, at Baltimore 30, OT: How do two officials, standing right next to the goalpost, miss that call?

at Indianapolis 13, K.C. 10: Peyton Manning looks surprisingly human without Marvin Harrison to pass to.

at Phila. 17, Miami 7: Do the 1976 Buccaneers keep champagne on ice, waiting for last winless team to win?

at Houston 23, New Orleans 10: Bush was distracted because he spent all week looking for a house to rent.

at Minn. 29, Oak. 22: Irate Al Davis sues Chester Taylor, saying defense thought he was that “guy from Gunsmoke.”

at Jacksonville 24, San Diego 17: After season, Norv Turner is starting his own business: building demolition.

Tampa Bay 31, at Atlanta 7: Yes, the smart move is to bench the quarterback who has won two in a row.

at N.Y. Jets 19, Pittsburgh 16, OT: Losing to the Jets should automatically make you ineligible for the playoffs.

at Dallas 28, Washington 23: A confused Joe Gibbs says Redskins should get some points for leading the most laps.

St. Louis 13, at San Fran. 9: Remember when these two franchises would battle for the NFC West title?

at Seattle 30, Chicago 23: As usual, Rex Grossman does just enough to lose by a touchdown.

New England 56, at Buffalo 10: Do Patriots know there’s no AP poll for the NFL, so running up score isn’t necessary?