TWO-MINUTE DRILL

Minnesota 34, at Chicago 31: Oh, so that’s why Adrian Peterson was hyped for a Heisman all those years.

at Baltimore 22, St. Louis 3: Hey Georgia, does this 0-6 start also mean leaving L.A. was the right move?

Philadelphia 16, at N.Y. Jets 9: Jets honored Don Maynard before game. He gave the honor back after the game.

at Cleveland 41, Miami 31: Dolphins must have thought NFL suspended whole team, not just Ricky Williams.

at Green Bay 17, Washington 14: A confused Joe Gibbs accuses Packers of illegally modifying their car.

at Kansas City 27, Cincinnati 20: Gonzalez sets tight end TD record, not that anyone seemed to notice.

at Tampa Bay 13, Tennessee 10: “Sure, now he gets injured,” Trojans fans today are thinking about Vince Young.

at Jacksonville 27, Houston 17: Just wait until you see what Jones-Drew can do when he’s fully grown.

Carolina 25, at Arizona 10: Strangely enough, McLeod Bethel-Thompson is Cardinals’ last alternative at QB too.

New England 48, at Dallas 27: If he keeps playing like this, Tom Brady might have a future in this league.

at San Diego 28, Oakland 14: An unhappy Al Davis sues San Diego, claiming scent from Sea World was a distraction.

New Orl. 28, at Seattle 17: Embarrassed Seattle fans wouldn’t have minded if all the cameras crashed to ground.

Open date: Buffalo, Denver, Detroit, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, San Francisco.