TWO-MINUTE DRILL
at Miami 25, Buffalo 16: ESPN announcer steals my line, saying “Ginn was just the tonic Dolphins needed.”
Washington 25, at Detroit 17: Lions are NFL’s version of Billy Crystal-Christopher Guest “I hate when that happens” guys.
at Dallas 13, Tampa Bay 9: After game, Jessica Simpson thinks to self: “This Brad Johnson guy is sort of cute.”
New Orleans 37, San Diego 32 (at London): Best part of game: At the two-minute warning, the entire crowd broke for tea.
at Baltimore 29, Oakland 10: A confused Al Davis doesn’t care that Raiders lose, just as long as Marcus Allen doesn’t play.
at N.Y. Jets 28, Kansas City 24: Brett Favre is so excited about victory that he retires and un-retires three more times.
at New England 23, St. Louis 16: If Jim Haslett quits now, he’ll have one of the best winning percentages for a coach in Rams history.
at Carolina 27, Arizona 23: Shouldn’t this game, featuring two former NFL Europe quarterbacks, have been played in London?
at Philadelphia 27, Atlanta 14: Fans in Philadelphia faced quite a choice: Should they go boo the Eagles or the Phillies?
at Houston 35, Cincinnati 6: The 1976 Buccaneers are getting nervous, wondering when they can break open their twist-off-cap wine.
Cleveland 23, at Jacksonville 17: Maybe the Browns should try playing without Kellen Winslow more often.
N.Y. Giants 21, at Pittsburgh 14: So would a bad snap leading to a safety be the equivalent of a bases-loaded balk?
Seattle 34, at San Francisco 13: After this game, Holmgren will really start laughing at those rumors of him coaching 49ers next year.
Open date: Denver, Chicago, Green Bay, Minnesota.
-- Houston Mitchell
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QUOTE, UNQUOTE
‘I thought it was what the fans
here wanted to see. I thought they wanted a high-scoring game.
I thought they wanted to see
the ball being thrown.’
-- Chargers’ Luis Castillo
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