Ashton Kutcher revealed the name of his and Mila Kunis' days-old baby girl on his website Thursday, and he even included a picture of the newborn.
Kind of. Maybe.
"Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world," he said. " May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy."
Emphasis on that last word?
On Facebook, he was a bit sassier: "Here's your baby photo. Well, one of them is. Now can the helicopter please stop hovering over our house, there is a baby sleeping inside! And she's super cute."
The alleged baby photo is supposed to be one of eight snapshots of newborns posted on the "Two and a Half Men" star's website. Two of them, which appear to feature a baby llama and a puppy, are most likely not the child -- at least to our untrained eyes. As for the rest of the little ladies, well, it's a toss-up. But it's still fun to look.
"Can you guess which one is ours," the new father asked, "or does it really matter?
"All babies are cute."
Word that they were expecting a child together went public this past March.