Thursday's TV Highlights: 'Two and a Half Men' on CBS

Thursday's TV Highlights: 'Two and a Half Men' on CBS
A proposal surprises Evelyn (Holland Taylor) on "Two and a Half Men." With Carl Reiner. (Sonja Flemming / CBS)

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The Big Bang Theory Sheldon (Jim Parsons) hangs out with James Earl Jones. 8 p.m. CBS

Community Annie and professor Hickey (Alison Brie, Jonathan Banks) navigate the Greendale bureaucracy in this new episode. 8 p.m. NBC

American Idol Auditions in Omaha. 8 p.m. Fox

Parks and Recreation Leslie (Amy Poehler) tries to fulfill a promise to Ann and Chris (Rashida Jones, Rob Lowe) as she throws them a farewell party on their last night in Pawnee in this new episode. 8:30 p.m. NBC

Reign Queen Catherine (Megan Follows) becomes a suspect after a plot to kill Bash (Torrance Coombs) goes wrong in this new episode. 9 p.m. KTLA

Rake Keegan (Greg Kennear) represents three Amish bakers accused of attempted murder in this new episode. 9 p.m. Fox

The Millionaire Matchmaker Katrina Parker ("The Voice" ) turns to Patti in her search for love. 9 p.m. Bravo

Project Runway: Under the Gunn The designers and mentors take a Hollywood bus tour in this new episode. 9 p.m. Lifetime

White Collar In the season finale, Neal and Peter (Matt Bomer, Tim DeKay) try to find hidden treasure beneath New York City before unsavory people do. 9 p.m. USA

Two and a Half Men Evelyn's (Holland Taylor) multimillionaire boyfriend Carl Reiner asks her to marry him. Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence and Garry Marshall guest star in this new episode. 9:30 p.m. CBS


Saturday Night Live Presents a SNL Sports Spectacular Seth Meyers hosts this new special featuring fans' favorite sports-themed sketches. 9 p.m. NBC


CBS This Morning Drew Brees; author Noreena Hertz. (N) 7 a.m. KCBS

Today Barry Gibb; Fran Drescher. (N) 7 a.m. KNBC

Good Morning America (N) 7 a.m. KABC

Good Day L.A. Taraji P. Henson; Suzy Bogguss; Melissa Fumero ("Brooklyn Nine Nine"); Motley Crue. (N) 7 a.m. KTTV

Live With Kelly and Michael Jimmy Johnson, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, Curt Menefee and Jay Glazer; Barry Gibb. (N) 9 a.m. KABC

The View Jay Mohr; Dr. Phil McGraw; Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. (N) 10 a.m. KABC

The Talk William H. Macy; Diana Madison; Fabio Viviani. (N) 1 p.m. KCBS

The Queen Latifah Show Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill ("22 Jump Street"); Vanessa Hudgens; Cirque du Soleil performs. (N) 2 p.m. KCBS; 7 p.m. KCAL

The Dr. Oz Show A doctor says wheat is the cause of obesity; an under cover fat-suit experiment. (N) 2 p.m. KABC

Dr. Phil Teen twins tell of the abuse by their father. (N) 3 p.m. KCBS

Katie Protecting young women from human trafficking at major sporting events; musician Pete Wentz. (N) 3 p.m. KABC

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Zac Efron; Fitz and the Tantrums perform. (N) 4 p.m. KNBC

The Doctors Remedies for wrinkles, age spots, bloating; enhancing the sex life; an app to chat with a physician. (N) 5 p.m. KCAL

To the Contrary With Bonnie Erbé Task force to fight sexual assault; religion and divorce; "Gimme Shelter" focuses on pro-life. (N) 5:30 p.m. KOCE

The Arsenio Hall Show "Stone Cold" Steve Austin; Lamorne Morris ("New Girl"). (N) 11 p.m. KTLA

Tavis Smiley Samuel G. Freedman; James "Shack" Harris. (N) 11 p.m. KOCE

Charlie Rose (N) 11 p.m. KVCR; 11:30 p.m. KOCE

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco). (N) 11 p.m. Comedy Central

Chelsea Lately John Caparulo; Fortune Feimster; Julian McCullough. (N) 11 p.m. E!

Conan Gen. Ray Odierno; Josh Hopkins. (N) 11 p.m. TBS

The Colbert Report Drew Brees. (N) 11:30 p.m. Comedy Central

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Miley Cyrus; Howie Mandel; Sarah McLachlan performs. (N) 11:34 p.m. KNBC

Late Show With David Letterman Dr. Phil McGraw; Danny Koker; Dum Dum Girls performs. (N) 11:35 p.m. KCBS

Jimmy Kimmel Live Zac Efron; Alison Brie; Sara Bareilles performs. (N) 11:35 p.m. KABC

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Melissa McCarthy; David Crosby performs. (N) 12:36 a.m. KNBC

The Late Late Show: Craig Ferguson Max Greenfield; ZZ Ward performs. (N) 12:37 a.m. KCBS

Last Call With Carson Daly Liz Meriwether; K. Flay performs; "Friday Night Tykes." (N) 1:36 a.m. KNBC