Drink up. This has been the longest happy hour America has ever seen. Not always happy, to be sure. Your loved ones probably drove you batty at times, with the way they played with their bare toes or shoved items in the fridge. I’m sure they speak well of you too. In any case, uncork your favorite beverage and use these prompts to mark the moment. And to celebrate that we’re (mostly) still going strong:
Another haircut joke: Take 3 shots
Amazon arrived early: Take 2 shots
Gassy dog: Take 1 shot
Gassy spouse: Take 2 shots
Someone talks on ‘mute’: Take 1 shot
Dad won’t come out of the can: Take 3 shots
No more flour: Take 2 shots
Leaf blowers are back: Take 3 shots
Spouse said ‘I love you’; you paused: Take 7 shots
It’s still today: Drink, chug-a-lug, drink …
Appendicitis: Take 3 shots
Naked toddler photobombs Zoom meeting: Take 2 shots
You’ve grown an extra toe: Take 3 shots
Plumber not returning call(s): Take 4 shots
Scratchy throat: Take 4 shots
Latvian toilet paper: Take 3 shots
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