Top Ten Children’s Books Not Recommended by the National Library Assn.*

10. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 8. Legends of Scab Football 7. Teddy: The Elf With a Detached Retina 6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer 5. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales but Can’t Remember the Endings to All of Them 4. Ed Beckley’s ‘Start a Real Estate Empire With Change From Mom’s Purse’ 3. Things Rich Kids Have That You Never Will 2. Let’s Draw Betty and Veronica With Their Clothes Off 1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead * “The ‘Late Night With David Letterman’ Book of Top Ten Lists,” Pocket Books ($8.95, paper).