Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What has 18 holes, is full of water and speaks Spanish? The golf of Mexico. (Zachary Burch, 7, Los Angeles, Community Magnet School)
* What happens when you cross a porcupine with a balloon? Pop! (Amanda Stevenson, 5, Manhattan Beach, Grandview Elementary)
* What’s a good thing to have in the desert? A thirst-aid kit. (Robert Belmont, 9, San Francisco, Town School for Boys)
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