This Certainly Is Not a Splendid Splinter Story

Just when I was convinced that the two most shocking sports stories of the season would be Sosa’s corking incident and Kobe’s arrest, it’s reported in Wednesday’s Times that Ted Williams’ head has been “separated” from his body, drilled with holes, shaved clean and placed in a steel can.

I don’t know what all of this means, but Al Davis will probably sue somebody over it.

David Macaray

Rowland Heights