Getting his gloat

I can’t decide which is more satisfying for this Bay Area sports fan -- the overpaid Jason Schmidt in Dodger Blue going on the disabled list as soon as a stiff wind started blowing, or all the B-list celebrity hacks scurrying onto Southwest flights to Oakland to watch an NBA team win a playoff series.

What’s next, Pete Carroll to the Packers?

ANDREW MORAN

Orinda, Calif.