Fast Track: The Charlie Sheen circus doesn’t stop

The latest edition of “Sheen’s Korner” is no longer fun for anyone. (TMZ)

But it’s the only place you’ll probably see Sheen these days, since Warner Bros. decided it didn’t want him on “Two and a Half Men.” (Los Angeles Times)

Not everyone is sad. Former porn star (and Charlie lover) Ginger Lynn is hoping to cash in on Sheen-mania by selling off the leftovers from their two-year romance. (Los Angeles Times)

Facebook isn’t just for ex-stalking and baby pictures anymore -- now you can rent movies! Can the Facebook pizza deal be far behind? (Los Angeles Times)

Who’s feeling nostalgic for “Tomb Raider” and wants to see more? Anyone...? (Los Angeles Times)

A headline that would make our ancestors fear the future: Lady Gaga threatens breast milk ice cream makers with lawsuit. (Pop Eater)

The producers of “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark” are hoping director Julie Taymor will work with their new creative hires or walk away. (New York Times)

Dan Rather is spending his twilight years with complete creative control but sandwiched between pro wrestling and “Girls Gone Wild.” (Mother Jones)

“Big Bang Theory’s” Jim Parsons is headed to Broadway. (Los Angeles Times)

Feud o’ the week: Kathy Griffin versus Sarah Palin. (Los Angeles Times)

Magicians? Nazis? Pulitzer Prize-winner Michael Chabon? HBO? Sign me up! (Entertainment Weekly)

Lily Allen is opening up about her eating disorder and miscarriage in a new documentary. (Daily Mail)

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