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TWO-MINUTE DRILL

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at BALTIMORE 39, INDIANAPOLIS 27

Luckily for Peyton Manning, it sounds like Jim Mora was able to visit his neighborhood pharmacy before leaving on the road trip.

at CHICAGO 13, DETROIT 10

That’s the thing about the Lions and the quest for perfection, every week someone new steps up. This week’s hero: Jason Hanson.

TAMPA BAY 16, at CINCINNATI 13, OT

“Corey Dillon lost this game,” Corey Dillon said. “Jon Kitna is still a terrible quarterback,” the rest of the world said.

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TENNESSEE 31, at CLEVELAND 15

If Steve McNair can play like this with two numb fingers, the Titans should stock up on cortisone and set up a game-day tradition.

at MIAMI 21, DENVER 10

Broncos are now 0-6 in franchise history at Miami. No surprise when you consider what they say about playing in Miami in December.

at NEW ORLEANS 27, CAROLINA 23

Thanks to what the Lions are doing, you knew some feel-good story would be overlooked. Panthers have quietly lost 11 in a row.

NEW ENGLAND 17, at NEW YORK JETS 16

Tom Brady and Patriots are in midst of biggest turnaround since guilt got the best of Peter and he finally admitted that HE broke the vase.

at PITTSBURGH 21, MINNESOTA 16

“Last year we don’t win this game,” Steeler linebacker Jason Gildon says. This year the Vikings stink, so same difference, right?

at SEATTLE 13, SAN DIEGO 10, OT

Mixed emotions dept.: Kicker Rian Lindell wins game, but recent rash of misses means Seahawks probably finish season without him.

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ST. LOUIS 35, at ATLANTA 6

OK Falcon fans, you get your wish, but remember this: Atlanta is 2-13 since 1999 when playing without Chris Chandler because of injury.

ARIZONA 34, at OAKLAND 31, OT

Conspiracy theorists alert: Result gives Jon Gruden perfect escape plan to South Bend. Did anyone stake out the local airports?

DALLAS 20, at WASHINGTON 14

Reason No. 1,476 to steer clear of the remake of ‘Brian’s Song’: Get your inspiration from watching old man Emmitt Smith highlights.

at SAN FRANCISCO 35, BUFFALO 0

Last week Bill quarterback Alex Van Pelt actually said: “We’re a whisker away from being pretty good.” That’s one confused cat.

NEW YORK GIANTS

Open date.

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