Two-Minute Drill

NEW ENGLAND 24, at ATLANTA 10

What you saw against the Falcons was the “New Tom Brady” and he didn’t even need a wig to distinguish himself. Drew, Drew, Drew!

INDIANAPOLIS 30, at BUFFALO 14

Peyton Manning was merely efficient and the defense was dominant. Is this really the Colts we’re talking about here?

at GREEN BAY 21, TAMPA BAY 20

Cold fact: It’s been so long since the Buccaneers last won in Wisconsin that two guys named George Bush have been president.

at MIAMI 23, CAROLINA 6

The way the Dolphin defense played, Panther quarterback Chris Weinke is checking into that possible extra year of college eligibility.

at NEW YORK GIANTS 27, DALLAS 24, OT

Cowboy locker room was virtually silent afterward. Not sure if it was because they lost or that Ryan Leaf will probably start next week.

BALTIMORE 13, at PITTSBURGH 10

Kris Brown said he doesn’t have any excuses for missing four of five field goals in Steeler loss. Don’t worry, he’ll think of some.

at TENNESSEE 28, JACKSONVILLE 24

Jaguars hate replay so much now that even watching “Seinfeld” in syndication sends Tom Coughlin and players into a deep depression.

PHILADELPHIA 21, at ARIZONA 7

Jake Plummer couldn’t be bothered with comebacks on this day. Something about a big baseball game going on in the next town over.

at SAN FRANCISCO 21, DETROIT 13

The dream lives. That rascal Marty scared us there for a minute with all that enthusiasm. Remember, there is a winless season at stake here.

at CHICAGO 27, CLEVELAND 21, OT

Word of advice to Mike Brown: Buy a lotto ticket, invest in the stock market. Do something. You won’t be this golden again until you’re 65.

KANSAS CITY 25, at SAN DIEGO 20

Drew Brees makes a rookie mistake by running instead of passing as clock runs out. Didn’t he have 20 years to prepare for this moment?

at WASHINGTON 27, SEATTLE 14

Attention Beltway insiders: Start saving now for that Marty Schottenheimer “Man of the Year” luncheon scheduled for January.

NEW YORK JETS 16, at NEW ORLEANS 9

Saint tackle Kyle Turley, a former high school wrestler, thought he was in a WWF pay-per-view. How else to explain his bonehead antics?

CINCINNATI, MINNESOTA, ST. LOUIS

Open date.