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The NFL two-minute drill

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Jacksonville 17, at Tennessee 6: The Titans’ offense hasn’t scored a touchdown in 13 quarters, and the defense couldn’t stop a run in any of the four quarters Sunday.

Chicago 24, at Detroit 20: The Lions are leading the league in moral victories, and the moral to that story is they just keep finding ways to lose.

at Green Bay 34, San Francisco 16: Packers paid homage to their 1929 team by wearing throwback uniforms. The 49ers also played like their 1929 team, which did not exist.

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at Kansas City 10, Denver 6: Coach Todd Haley shows his sportsmanship by hugging Josh McDaniels (after refusing to shake Denver coach’s hand post-loss three weeks ago).

Atlanta 28, at Tampa Bay 24: Prophetic Tampa fans obviously couldn’t bear to watch this showdown/meltdown since the game was not sold out and blacked out from local TV.

New Orleans 34, at Cincinnati 30: After ninth loss in a row, the Bengals finally have a goal to aim for -- the team record for consecutive losses is 11, set in the 1992-93 seasons.

at N.Y. Giants 31, Washington 7: Albert Haynesworth was inactive because the Redskins didn’t think he was as ready as the rest of the defense. Wow, he must have been a mess.

at Minnesota 38, Buffalo 14: Brett Favre is sidelined and offense gets healthy, scoring a season-high 38. Still, Favre will start next week if healthy enough to turn the ball over.

Cleveland 13, at Miami 10: Coach Tony Sparano has the Dolphins concentrating on consistency, now having followed a victory with a loss for the fifth time this season.

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Oakland 28, at San Diego 13: There were so many black jerseys in the crowd, it was as if the Chargers were playing a home game in Los Angeles. Can you imagine that?

Dallas 38, at Indianapolis 35 (OT): Someday Jon Kitna can sit back in a rocking chair and tell his grandkids about the day he outplayed Peyton Manning.

at Seattle 31, Carolina 14: It was just like being back in college for quarterback Jimmy Clausen, who couldn’t compete with Pete Carroll’s teams back then, either.

St. Louis 19, at Arizona 6: Rams console Cardinals by telling them they are not nearly as bad as the team that played in St. Louis before the Rams.

Pittsburgh 13, at Baltimore 10: Anyone wondering why Ravens didn’t attempt a field goal on fourth down? Billy Cundiff has connected from 49 yards (twice) and 48 this season.

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