NFL Week 16 two-minute drill

Washington 20, at Jacksonville 17 (OT): Las Vegas must have cashed in big on bets deciding whether Rex Grossman or David Garrard would blow the game with an interception.

at Chicago 38, N.Y. Jets 34: Perplexed Coach Rex Ryan never realized his Jets defense had such feet of clay but was impressed with how the Bears put their best feet forward.

at St. Louis 25, San Francisco 17: All week the 49ers couldn’t decide which Smith to start at quarterback, and then switched in middle of game. Wonder why Mike Singletary was fired.

Detroit 34, at Miami 27: Lions win three in row for first time since 2007. Fish fans feel as if it’s been that long since Dolphins won at home, finishing season 1-7 at Sun Life Stadium.

at Kansas City 34, Tennessee 14: Smallest crowd of year at Arrowhead (65,606) watched the Chiefs clinch their first AFC West crown since 2003. Kansas City must be psyched.

New England 34, at Buffalo 3: Why would anyone still call this a division rivalry when the Patriots have won 15 in a row and 20 of 21 dating to 2003?

Baltimore 20, at Cleveland 10: Jacket of Ravens safety Ed Reed caught on fire from sideline heater. All attempts by Coach Eric Mangini to light a fire under his Browns were futile.

at Cincinnati 34, San Diego 20: Ponder this, Chargers fans: If NFL switches to 18 games, will perennial slow starters fall further behind in AFC races or have more time to come back?

at Denver 24, Houston 23: In morale boost for Tim Tebow, John Elway (expected to become Denver’s chief football executive) says Broncos should draft quarterback Andrew Luck.

Indianapolis 31, at Oakland 26: Improving Raiders were in playoff hunt for 14 games and almost a quarter after posting an NFL-record seven consecutive double-digit-loss seasons.

at Tampa Bay 38, Seattle 15: Another fine performance by the savvy 6-9 Seahawks, losers of seven of nine and in position for a home playoff game if they beat St. Louis on Sunday.

at Green Bay 45, N.Y. Giants 17: Giants tempted to call a team meeting after second straight collapse to tell Eli Manning not to call any more team meetings.

Minnesota at Philadelphia, ppd: Just what every fan had hoped for: a snowstorm adding two days to the saga of “Will Brett Favre Start at Quarterback This Week?”