TWO-MINUTE DRILL

Seattle 30, Atlanta 24 (OT): Another thing at which Vick is fast: Cooling talk about “he’s one of best ever.”

Buffalo 20, San Diego 13: Seems appropriate that Chargers’ emotional boost from Flutie was a short one.

Chicago 20, N.Y. Jets 13: Jets hire new assistant coach: Edwin Moses.

Jack. 29, Cincinnati 15: Computers rank Bengals 83rd, behind Ohio St., all Arena teams and two women’s teams.

Baltimore 23, Houston 19: Carr closes in on sacked record. Piggly Wiggly plans promotional tie-in.

Minnesota 32, New Orleans 31: Who called for two-point knockout, Mike Tice or Mike Tyson?

Philadelphia 34, Washington 21: Donovan McNabb.... Who is that again?

Pittsburgh 30, Carolina 14: Nice to see Steelers win despite outgaining their opponent.

Miami 23, Oakland 17: To Dolphin defense: Mr. Marino’s check is in the mail. Divide it however you wish.

Tampa Bay 23, Detroit 20: Marty Mornhinweg 5-25 as Lion coach. Marty Feldman could have done better.

Indianapolis 28, Cleveland 23: Marvin Harrison breaks Liz Taylor’s record for receptions.

Denver 31, Kansas City 24: Chiefs add fuel to theory that no one in the AFC wants to make the playoffs.

N.Y. Giants 37, Dallas 7: Cowboys are still America’s team. That’s five-year-old Johnny America of Omaha.

Green Bay 20, San Francisco 14: 49er claim that they lost because of East Coast bias is shaky at best.

St. Louis 30, Arizona 28: Who would have guessed that Jake Plummer is still in the league.

New England at Tennessee, tonight, 6 p.m., Ch. 7: TV repairmen call Tuesdays “John Madden Day,” because that’s when they repair thousands of broken mute buttons.